Sunday, April 19, 2020

Not by the Hair of my Chinny-Chin-Chin





Not by the Hair of my Chinny-Chin-Chin

Since I have started to wear a mask daily at work, I am letting my chin hairs grow.  I am a woman in her sixties so it is quite natural to find a sprouting offender where nothing was the day before. Depending on the speed they grow will determine if I need a curling iron or just a couple of bobby pins like the ones my mother used to curl her hair
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Or maybe a braid like I have seen on a few men with long beards.  Somehow, I doubt I will ever get enough chin hairs to warrant a braid.  Though my skills at braiding are quite adept.  But then again if I let my chin hairs grow will my mask fit?

The man, my husband has shaved off his beard so his mask will fit better. I had been having him wash his face each night after coming home from work despite the fact he was wearing a mask in and out of his office.  Sigh, a fresh beard that I can’t snuggle next to.

I washed two of our masks last night.  I might have been a bit over cautious.  I boiled water in a saucepan, let it cool a bit and added soap.  I placed each mask in carefully at the end of tongs and whisked the masks about in the steaming water.  I let them sit in the hot water before the man rinsed them for me. We placed them on a towel to dry.  Good fabric—no shrinkage, no bleeding of colors.  My friends who made the masks really know their stuff.

One of my friends made some more masks with the hopes that hair ties would be a good substitute for elastic, she had run out. I was going to send some masks to our son.  I am glad I tried one on.  Ouch, unfortunately, the hair tie is too thin and cuts into the back of my ear.

I search my closet and found some more elastic, there is enough for half of the masks she made me.  The rest of the masks will have to do with the elastic straps from some of my bras.  Bright pink and a nice chocolate brown.  I could not part with my purple bra so the straps stayed.  We will see what my creative friend can do.

I toyed with the idea of fixing my new straps on the mask myself but remembering the conversation I had with my friend who declared she was having problems figuring out what to do, I decided to give her the joy of ripping out seams and attaching the elastic.  She is retired and really stuck at home.

Since the writing of the above paragraph about hair ties, I have received a gift of fabulous crocheted extenders.  You loop the hair ties or elastic over a button so you have nothing over your ears, I am in love. The bra straps are going back on the bras.
    
(I lasted a week on growing my chin hairs.  I plucked the six quarter-inch little devils this afternoon as my husband was not very supportive of the idea of letting them grow.  Oh, he didn’t care about them growing but it wasn’t a project he had interest in.)

Each day brings a new reality.  A new moment of wow, is this really happening?  But I am grateful. It is the only thing I can be.  “Walk as if you are kissing the Earth with your feet.” ― Thich Nhat Hanh


Sunday, April 12, 2020

Walking Along





Walking Along

Easter Sunday, I went for a walk this bright, sunny morning here in the Northwest along the Oregon coast. 

Birds chirping—a murder of crows off in the distance raucously calling to each other. I drove or steered my man and I as we walked down one street to the next.  We walked to our little church on this Easter Sunday where the parking lot was empty in the midst of Covid 19.  We walked on.

The man and I walked by the elementary school where a reader sign proclaimed in bright letters, school closed for the rest of the year.

We walked on the back road behind the school where a lonely trillium plant blossomed with its singular white flower.  On the mossy bank where water steeped slowly, little yellow flowers close to the ground bloomed.  Yet, we walked on. 


To where the pavement ended, we walked.

The gravel left puffs of dust at our feet. In the quiet, the crunching of stones loud beneath our shoes.

We continued arm in arm—happy for the touch, the comfort of  one another in the cold morning where our breaths curled and gather in wisps until we reached our stopping point. To listen to silence, silence shattered by calls of birds while small insects hovered and flitted here and there.

Across the ravine, a forest thrives and for the moment so do we.



Saturday, April 4, 2020


This is the first of my small essays



Our Conversation

While crawling out of the tub this morning, my toes and feet started a small but serious conversation with the scale in the bathroom. It went sort of like this.

“You really should consider it.” The scale voiced encouragingly.

“The pants fit just fine, thank you.” A rather sarcastic comment from the thighs and butt.

“Wait,” the toes speaking sharply, “Conversation is with me.”

“Ah,” a chirp from the feet, “I was included in this. After all, we will be standing there.”

A comment from high above, the head and brain, “Well, we will be the ones getting us there.”

“Says who,” just another complaint from the thighs with butt being silent.

In exasperation, somehow it happened. I was on the scale.

“Now,” said the scale somewhat smugly, ”that wasn’t so bad, was it?”

With everything going on in the world, do I need to worry about a few pounds added to my already gorgeous body?  Hell, yes.  I am thinking of my pants, and other clothes made wherever, plus my growing paranoia about touching things in the stores. Things just might be hard to find.  Now might be the time to really consider fitting into the other pants hanging in my closet for the last 10 or more years.

It really is a zipper problem. Zippers need to be able to expand on their own to accommodate the bulging tummy. I struggle after every washing of my black jeans which seem to give it up after a couple of hours of wearing, regrouping about my middle to a comfortable state.

I could be like one of my nurses who stated “It has come to this. I am wearing my sweats.”  But I don’t own sweats.  Hmm, maybe part of the problem of the bulging tummy?

Thankfully, all of my nurses and I work in a locked door clinic.

We are lucky.  I am lucky.  I didn’t realize the extent of how the open door bothered me until one of the supervisors brought up a sign stating the doors would remain locked until further notice.  I cried. Together we hung up the sign.

I am still going to work.  I am thankful about that as well. I just wish my next size pants weren’t several pounds away.